So please take into account my wish list, find it here:
First I'd like hegemonic power throughout the world,
both liberty and security for every boy and girl.
Peace through war and military intervention, please.
To be served and protected by government and police.
Yet be sure to prevent blowback, corruption, casualties,
to minimize surveillance and police brutality.
Next I'd like the luxury to shop for lower prices.
Pax Americana, no personal sacrifices.
Let me have huge corporations so I can still buy cheap;
yet my struggling local economy, please, also let me keep.
Do your best to blockade any immigrants from here;
keep the homeless off the streets, my conscience to stay clear
in blissful ignorance toward the plight of all the poor.
For in my excess I desire at their expense ever more.
Now I'd like you to extend every liberty,
although I'd still like to avoid responsibility.
To gorge on food and remain fit without exercise;
to engage violent media without paying a price -
our arms and legs to bear, human lives incur our debt;
I want to smoke and drink, to have drugs, caffeine, and sex
without ever having to face any consequences.
In short, I want all short-term pleasures without long-term effects.
Last I ask that you uphold every empty promise
you made along the campaign trail before entering office.
Honesty and integrity I demand of politicians.
Artists, on the other hand, may lack without contrition.
Just the way that I expect tolerance from others
while I remain a xenophobe towards any different culture;
preaching "universal" human rights, but mostly for Americans,
asking for God's blessings while yet averting all Her justice.