I know you've been waiting for the right man to come along. Someone who's thoughtful, sensitive, caring. Someone with unfailing honesty, integrity, and - most of all - modesty. And of course, in times of such economic hardship, someone who will provide for you.
Well, the wait is over. This freegan is single and ready to mingle.
Check out the new blog at Matt 6:24 for a freegan critique on society and an alternative to work toward. Then I pray that you'll come join us!
Truly yours. Truly.