Good afternoon, boys and girls!
I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility and repetition. Heck, I enjoy them as much as the next guy! But - in a spirit of peace and justice - I thought we could take some time to have a little chat.
It is a small world, after all; but the truth is - there's something terribly wrong with this small world of ours, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, exploitation and greed. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Perhaps we need only look into a mirror.
So here's a little ditty you might recognize, a tune that reveals just how small this world of ours really is! It goes a little something like this...
Inspired by this monologue from V for Vendetta: